Art History Lesson:
Art History Lesson:

Ancient Greeks portrayed the male form with undersized genitalia so as to not offend Testicules, the God of Fragile Masculinity.

“Poodle, about to shit.”
“Poodle, about to shit.”

George Stubbs, 1780.

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

“If I’ve told you once, Martha… I do not want to play Risk®!”
“If I’ve told you once, Martha… I do not want to play Risk®!”

The Washington Family. c. 1789-1796

Edward Savage.

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

"Oooo, you are a spicy minx!"
"Oooo, you are a spicy minx!"

The Emperor Napoleon in His Study at the Tuileries. 1812

Jacques-Louis David.

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

"On the other hand, his sister is quite the cunning linguist."
"On the other hand, his sister is quite the cunning linguist."

Old Greek Statue or something.

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

"Upon discovering his father’s pornography collection.”
"Upon discovering his father’s pornography collection.”

Thomas Amory II. c. 1770-1772.

John Singleton Copley.

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

Merrill® Moccasins.
Merrill® Moccasins.

Detail from: The Artist’s Father, Reading “L’Événement.” 1866.

Paul Cézanne, 1839-1906.

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

Line at the Outhouse
Line at the Outhouse

“Line at Outhouse.” 1852.

Christopher Pearce Cranch

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

“I’ve heard of the fertile hills before, but a vine growing from my breasts is ridiculous!”
“I’ve heard of the fertile hills before, but a vine growing from my breasts is ridiculous!”

Old Greek Statue or something.

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

Art History Lesson:
“Poodle, about to shit.”
“If I’ve told you once, Martha… I do not want to play Risk®!”
"Oooo, you are a spicy minx!"
"On the other hand, his sister is quite the cunning linguist."
"Upon discovering his father’s pornography collection.”
Merrill® Moccasins.
Line at the Outhouse
“I’ve heard of the fertile hills before, but a vine growing from my breasts is ridiculous!”
Art History Lesson:

Ancient Greeks portrayed the male form with undersized genitalia so as to not offend Testicules, the God of Fragile Masculinity.

“Poodle, about to shit.”

George Stubbs, 1780.

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

“If I’ve told you once, Martha… I do not want to play Risk®!”

The Washington Family. c. 1789-1796

Edward Savage.

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

"Oooo, you are a spicy minx!"

The Emperor Napoleon in His Study at the Tuileries. 1812

Jacques-Louis David.

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

"On the other hand, his sister is quite the cunning linguist."

Old Greek Statue or something.

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

"Upon discovering his father’s pornography collection.”

Thomas Amory II. c. 1770-1772.

John Singleton Copley.

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

Merrill® Moccasins.

Detail from: The Artist’s Father, Reading “L’Événement.” 1866.

Paul Cézanne, 1839-1906.

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

Line at the Outhouse

“Line at Outhouse.” 1852.

Christopher Pearce Cranch

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

“I’ve heard of the fertile hills before, but a vine growing from my breasts is ridiculous!”

Old Greek Statue or something.

National Gallery of Art, Washington DC.

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